Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers...

BOY : May I hold your hand' 
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. 

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! 
BOY : You love me... 

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring'' 
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number'' 

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. 
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple 

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. 
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve'' 

BOY : I love you and I could die for you! 
GIRL : How soon'' 

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! 
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there'' 

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss'' 
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette 
out of his mouth. 

MAN : You remind me of the sea. 
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting' 
MAN : NO, because you make me sick. 

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and 
comes out of the other. 
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears 
and comes out of the mouth. 

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u 
think, Peter? 
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. 

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